doogie howser

coined from the 80’s tv show of the same name, a “doogie howser” is some kid with a genius level iq. they generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.
phil: hey steve, it’s friday night! you wanna party?
steve: no, i need to stay in and peruse my studies. i have that calculus exam in a week, and i need to prepare myself.
phil: okay doogie howser…have fun nerding it up!
1. character portrayed by neil patrick harris “doogie howser m.d.” from 1989 – 1993.
2. someone who resembles this same character who is a total nerd.
jerry: “look at the way fredrick parked his whip!”
james: “who?”
jerry: “you know, doogie howser!”
james: “oh, doogie, what an -ss muncher!”
jerry: “yea he’s a total root hugger!”
to turn off the monitor on your computer when someone enters the room, like nph did on his show.
“did you just doogie howser your screen?”
“yeah, i don’t want you to look at my p-rn.”
doogie howser; a small piece of poo which remains stuck to the hair in the entrance of the -sshole after making stool. named after an american tv show in the early 1990’s starring neil patrick harris (nph).
mark: “samantha? can you give me a hand in the bathroom? i have a doogie howser and i need you to cut it out for me”
the act of two h-m-s-xual men having -n-l s-x while the man from reaches around his partner and gives him a hand job.
while matt was pounding chuck from behind he gave chuck a doogie howser.