Dook Tweet
tweeting during defecation.
i just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.
verb – when you’re taking a dump and using twitter on your mobile device at the same time. usually done in public restrooms, where the tweet itself describes how awesome the restaurant is. also used as a hashtag to let the world know where you are. (see example)
golden corral is probably the best buffet on the planet! gotta make more room! #dooktweet
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