a dookfonder is something that lays eggs inside ones -n-s. it feeds off the fluids in the inner r-ct-m and nurtures the eggs until they hatch and proceed to completely take over the host. the host then becomes becomes deranged and has a sole intent of murdering pastries and eating the creamy carc-ss left behind. the host also becomes susceptable to menstrastion of the -n-s into which he/she injects m-ssive amounts of maple syrup. it should also be noted that the behavior of the now dookfondered host can be likened to that of a douchy ernest borgnine lookalike.
noun: dude while you were p-ssed out mike totally shoved a dookfonder up your -ss. sha.

adverb: you just got dookfondered b-tch.

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