Dookie Bandit


an unknown or mystery person who leaves sh-t streaks, floaters, or clogged toilets. dookie bandits usually has a favorite toilet spot to conduct his/her business. dookie bandits make the janitor’s job that much more degrading.
the dookie bandit left his mark on the toilet bowl again.

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