dookie lasagna


warning: not a recipe. consume at own risk.
the act of making poo, wiping…
thinking youre done, then squeezing out another dookie… wiping again…
about to flush, then squeezing out another doo doo, then wiping.

when you look at your dookie bowl, there lies, in the following order “dook, paper, dook, paper, dook, paper. a dookie lasagna.
the plumber didnt find my dookie lasagna that appetizing.

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