dookie ninja


someone who surrept-tiously defecates in public by shaking the dookie out of his pant leg and letting it plop on the floor.
i was shopping at wal-mart and saw a dookie ninja at the check out lane.
when you are shopping at a grocery store and witness as an old man shakes a small t-rd from his pant leg.
last night in the produce department of wal mart i saw a geezer shake a small t-rd from his pant leg. i guess he sh-t himself and it rolled right down his leg on onto the tile floor. geezer was a dookie ninja!

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