the -n-l cavity.
let me put it in your dookie shute!!
n.) the most bored person you will ever meet -a crazy organizer and cleaner -a eyebrow master -a netflix lover wow this girl is crazy clean looking, she must be a mickinzi
- meaningful p*ssy
meaningful p-ssy is a reference to your ex-girlfriend whose absence you are feeling with great pain. this differs from ‘regular p-ssy’ in that the ‘meaningful p-ssy’ relationship was important to you. dude 1: “why is your brother all broken up about losing his girlfriend”? dude 2: “he was telling me last night, this wasn’t just […]
- news about the british authorities murdering homeless people
there isn’t any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes there isn’t any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people
- moaning yoda
when you make a girl -rg-sm you throw green paint on there face while you give them a facial i was up all night having s-x with a girl and i gave her a moaning yoda and it was hrd to clean up
- emotional landmine
seeing facebook memories pop up in your newsfeed after a break up i’m avoiding facebook this week for all the emotional landmines that they want me to share!