Dookie Squat


1.the position most animals get in when trying to p-ss a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats.
2.position a human will get in when he/she needs to sh-t and no toilet is available.
nick-that dog is gonna sh-t.
dave-how do you know?
nick-it’s going into a dookie squat

he is such a loser. we told him to go before we left to go fishing. now he is in the bushes copping a dookie squat with no toilet paper.

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