Dookie Surprise
the act of sewing a love partner’s r-ct-m up nice and tight just like a wrapped x-mas present. next you feed him/her continously for a few days with no bathroom break. after this process is complete you can safely jam your male organ up his/her rectrum and have the dookie surprised you desired.
dookie surprise foreplay
you: baby, do you really need to go yet?
partner: yes, i can’t hold it any longer!
you: alright! here i come!
partner: -sh-t noise x100-
you: your b-tt-hole is so tight and smelly my love
partner: i love you.
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