dookster
ultimate king
a:he is such a dookster
b:i know thank goodness his paps dies so know he is the king
a:no he is the dookster
1. when something sucks super badly, used in a manner very similar to bullsh-t.
2. used to refer to somebody that is as bad or worse than a pile of sh-t (dookie). ideally the dookster should be referred to as such when he or she is present but should never find out that he or she is in fact the dookster. bonus points if the dookster starts making jokes about “the dookster,” not realizing that he or she is the dookster his or herself. if the dookster ever finds out that he or she is the dookster, sever all ties with the dookster immediately and never talk to the dookster again.
when joking about the dookster, it’s proper to mention how the dookster does typical dookster things (most often making a dookie) and t make “the dookster” gesture, which looks like two thumbs up held close together and waved up and down in opposite directions.
1. person a: i got an f on my science test!
person b: aww man, that’s dookster!
2. person a: i super f-cking hate ron.
person b: yeah, ron sucks b-llsack.
-ron/the dookster enters.-
person a: something smells like sh-t.
person b (making the dookster gesture): it’s probably the dookster, makin’ a dookie!
ron/the dookster: haha yeah guys, that dookster smells like sh-t…
person a: yeah, right.
person b: the dookster is such a f-cking r-t-rd.
ron/the dookster: yeah he is!
person a: you know it.
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