Doom-monger
these people are possibly the most annoying kinds of people that one can think of. doom-mongers are people who go around anywhere, in public, or on the internet, and make predictions of upcoming apocalyptic events, or try to prove a prediction as true for an upcoming disastrous event. this results in m-ss hysteria and makes many others mental or terrified of what may happen to the world. some people may not believe in the words of what these clowns say, while others may due to the strong language the use to shock people into believing it.
doom-monger- -arrives in a public area and starts talking–
“the time is now…. the time is here…. the world will end as we know it and i will tell you how and why.” “experts say -blah blah blah…-”
everyone else- -terrified- -start telling everyone else-
Read Also:
- drunk women
a collective group of intoxicated women who exaggerate their stumbling, or simply cannot handle their sh-t, making excessive exclamations of ‘woo!’ and spilling their own drinks over their blouses/too short dresses, as if they don’t understand that alcohol is a liquid and can therefore spill, grabbing onto their friends’ arms when they can’t walk and […]
- DTAK
acronym: don’t talk about kids we’re going on an lkah overnight to the beach; strictly dtak! after the fireworks in the haifa, one couple began talking about their teenager’s issues in school, until three others shouted “stop dtaking!!” it was a wonderful evening of tequila shots at o’connell’s irish pub, with not a single dtak […]
- durangus
someone who overuses unfunny jokes, and/or gets all of their jokes from the internet. “21 isn’t funny anymore you durangus!”
- eating a bullet
commit suicide jeff was in a deep depression, he was thinking about eating a bullet.
- economic vampire
a politician or ceo who quietly works to suck money out of people who cannot afford to lose it. for example, hillary clinton took $2 million in 2014 from universities that took the funds directly from the student’s tuition money. broken down into a full time job, (40 hours per week, 52 weeks in a […]