doom unit
a guy who has a d-ck crudded up with disease.
ex: “oh kent? yeah don’t go near that guy! he’s got a doom unit!”a guy who has a d-ck crudded up with disease.
ex: “oh kent? yeah don’t go near that guy! he’s got a doom unit!”a guy who has a d-ck crudded up with disease.
ex: “oh kent? yeah don’t go near that guy! he’s got a doom unit!”
ex: “oh kent? yeah don’t go near that guy! he’s got a doom unit!”a guy who has a d-ck crudded up with disease.
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