doomsplaining


when crazy characters in horror movies appear to give exposition, or warn soon-to-be victims of their impending doom!
walt gourney appeared in two friday the 13th’ entries as “crazy” ralph, doomsplaining his way through diners and campsites before riding away on his bicycle.

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