---

doonkey

---

Read Also:

• schrodinger's puberty

  until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. the last time you saw them they were in a diaper and now they make complete sentences. then the next time you look, they’re starting highschool. then they’re driving. then they have their own kid. in your own head […]

• gimungus

  adj. meaning immensly large. combining the words gigantic and humungus together. do you see that girl’s melons? they are gimungus very big, or large object that’s a gimungus sword

• hind fight

  when you and bae disagree about something that happened so long ago it doesn’t matter. “where were you last night?” “josh and i got into a hind fight about who recommended breaking bad to whom” “why are we hind fighting about what restaurant we ate at?”

• party desperate

  when your will to drive over 3 hours to find a party tim “i’m party desperate” john ” fort scott is 3 hours away” tim “i’m done”

• bazli

  bazli is a name give to one that has a nice mustache and is very charming. the woman who is in a relationship with a bazli is very lucky. maryam is very lucky to be bazli’s wife

---