a r-t-rded duck
kid: “look, a dooploticus!”
a simple conjuring which can be fired at varying strength. envelopes the target in emerald flames. jabor fired off three detonations in rapid-fire.
- fried rice
having s-x on a stovetop. gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh. did you have fried rice last night?” “yea, but we used an electric stove. not nearly as exciting. another slang for s-x or making out in asia. male 1: so what are you doing […]
- fake notification
mostly used by macintosh users. while listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-, or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it’s a sound from your own computer – but it is not. it’s related to notification paranoia. paul: “everytime i’m listening to […]
an unofficial source of rumors or news that is absolutely always untrue. i heard through the fakevine that i’m going to win the million dollar lotto tonight mom!
- far away beauty syndrome (fabs)
when a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close. brit: omg, jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!! jen: yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair! -girls […]