Door Bastard


an individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.
it was fricking cold outside & that door b-st-rd kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.

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