Door Closer


somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn’t know if there’s anyone in there or not.
guy 1: you met that new guy richard?
guy 2: yeah dude i hate that f-cking b-tch! he is such a door closer
guy 1: equitable testimony brothatrucka
guy 3: what does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
a girl with a small d-ck and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any s-x atcion
dude, paris hilton is such a door closer.

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