Door guy
the door guy is a yellow haired mammal with a philosophy on life that fits onto an arm tattoo. you will generally find one outside a bar, asking for your id.
ex: person 1: that’s tim -points-…the door guy. person 2: -gasp-. it exists? i thought they were only in fairy tales. person1: nah, they are as real as unicorns. and don’t you forget it! -puts on sungl-sses and walks off into sunset-
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