Door Job
a door job is a s-x move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there p-n-s into a door, and constantly slamming it. when the p-n-s is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. from this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the pelvis area.
brian: hey jake why are you going for p-n-s surgery again?
jake:i think im addicted to door jobs…….
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