door open moose
a gritty term coined by former 40 goal scorer jeff “the o-dog” o’neil. a “door open moose” refers to the act of voluntarily leaving the bathroom door open or ajar while defacating. the door open moose has been banned in many pr-nvinces and recently became the topic of discussion as it was proposed as a potential wedding vow “do you promise to never door open moose”. bless you jeff o’neil, you elite specimen.
my wife is mad at me, i gave her a door open moose last night.
i’m pretty comfortable with my girlfriend, i’m gonna door open moose her today when she’s getting ready for work.
peter griffin has been vanquished to the couch for performing a door open moose.
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