Doorbell Ditch


it’s another name for ding dong ditch; the act of ringing an unsuspecting citizen’s doorbell and running for your life. in order enhance the doorbell ditch experience you should find a clever hiding spot and observe the priceless reaction of your victim. a getaway car is optional if you’re that much of a p-ssy.
kid: “duuude, i dare you to doorbell ditch that guy’s house.”
kid’s friend: -giggles- (rings doorbell and runs, hides)
grandpa: (sprinting outside at snail pace) “i’ll get you crazy kids!”

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