DOORFACE


a doorface is someone who constonantly walks/runs/jumps into doors, resulting in a fairly loud noise and the doorface laying on the -rs- ont he floor. doorfaces acure most when under the influnce of alcohol.

(also see horseface)
jack: hey arnt you that girl who walked into a door ?
doorface: yer that was me
jack: haha what a doorface!

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