doorknob
this is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorkn-b. you can punch them until they toucha doorkn-b.
ahhh! doorkn-b!
a term for an easy girl who sleeps around. called a door kn-b because everyone gets a turn
yo that chick is a door kn-b dont wife that
a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls “doorkn-b” and beats the sh-t out of the farter until he or she p-sses out or touches a doorkn-b… the farter can call “safety” to keep from getting the sh-t beat out of him or her.
situation 1:
1. steve farts
2. bill: “doorkn-b!”
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorkn-b
5. life goes back to normal
situation 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: “doorkn-b”
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorkn-b
5. steve never farts again
situation 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: “safety”
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing
a person who is s-xually promiscuous and indiscriminate about who they engage in s-xual relations with.
that girl is a doorkn-b, everyone has had a turn.
a phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts -ss, “farts”, letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door kn-b before everyone beats the sh-t out of him.
wtf is that smell, door kn-b!!
a complete idiot who doesn’t have a clue about anything.
a: that new song by greenday is awesome!
d: whats greenday
a: you’re such a doorkn-b sometimes
someone who is a doorkn-b is someone where everybody gets a turn. do you see?
“that natalie peake is a right doorkn-b!”
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