Doorknobbing
tethering a pretty naked girl to a fixed object (usually a doorkn-b) using a single pair of handcuffs by fastening one cuff about her wrists and the the other cuff about the fixed object
after doorkn-bbing alison to her closet door, martin tickled her sides till she cried from laughter.
when a door kn-bb is put into the v-g-n- and turned
i was doorkn-bbing last night because i didn’t have a d-ld- to use.
to grope both b–bs of a female (or fat male) and twist them in a circular motion.
i was door kn-bbing myself last night… then i farted…
when somebody tries to pick out of a crowd who farted by calling doorkn-b and watching who flinches or rushes towards the door. the person who was successfully doorkn-bbed is beat to the ground by the doorkn-bber and surrounding friends. this method is very effective when one has a good idea who let loose the stink.
when bob notices the smell of fart in the room, he suspects jim. bob calls doorkn-b at jim while running at him with fist in air hoping that jim will rush towards the doorkn-b thereby validating bob’s pummeling of jim. the doorkn-bbing goes horribly wrong when jim, who hadn’t farted, b-tches the whole night about the bruises on his arm, while bob looks like a d-ck.
shoving a door kn-b into your v-g-n- or -n-s and twisting it for pleasure
hey man. when you don’t have a p-n-s, use a door kn-b! door kn-bbing is great fun!
Read Also:
- Douglification
the phenomenon where one hears about something for the first time then later notices it everywhere. often followed by urgent m-ss polling of the public with the question ” did you know about this?!?”, which is then followed by feelings if disbelief after realising one’s own lack of knowlege in the face of the prevalence […]
- dred zone
dread+red= dread meaning dead when your phone reaches critical battery life. (when your battery icon is red) my phone reached the dred zone and i panicked while hunting for my phone charger
- Dripping In Gold
confident as a motha f-cka everyone loves him, he’s dripping in gold.
- dumped on
to reprimand, or to have scorned. it also could mean to have taken a sh-t on something. i guess, we could not be friends after you dumped on me.
- d up
a hipster way for saying ‘what’s up’. used to sound cool and swag. hey bro, dup! i haven’t seen u forever. to put up your defenses, your guard. could also be used as a place over crowded like -this place is (deed) up-. -d up b-tch your about to get snuffed- -d-mn b the place […]