doorslexia
disability that impairs a person’s capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
silly close-minded door.
nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the american medical -ssociation, except not.
doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.
“i can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. we clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”
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