doose


pretty, amiable, graceful and sensible lady.
my girlfriend is soo rude, i wish she were a doose.
to go and take a big sh-t
“hey man, i gotta go drop a doose”
1.) an animal that is half duck, half moose. it is normally found in your backyard or wherever cap’n crunch is sold.
guy 1: whoa man, you better put away that beef jerky. a doose might be near.

guy 2: okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.
a combination of a deer and a moose; commonly and often humorously confused with deuce
steve: dude, i was walking a trail the other day and saw this fat doose over by the trees.
james: that is disgusting.

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