Dooser
one (usu. female) who consistently has ridiculous stories about their latest misadventures, usually involving at least two of the following: alcohol, college football, men, world travel, law enforcement, public indecency. usu. prefaced by “the,” not “a”
“so i got a call from prison last night and…”
“was it the dooser?”
“how’d you know?”
a richard that possesses the qualities of a dumb loser, hence the word “dooser” has been created. =]
wow.. he is such a dumb-ss!!!!
yeah man… such a dooser!!!!!
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