Dooty Call


when the sudden urge to play call of duty rises and you bail on everyone or everything to go play.
“alright man im out”
“what?! we got tickets to the show tonight.”
“sorry bro, dooty call”
when a person’s toilet is out of order or broken and calls up a friend to hang out when actually just using the bathroom.
joe was in serious need of a dooty call when the water was shut off.

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