Dope Cuento Homey


an alternative to ‘cool story bro’ created on the fbr community fbr_trash on wednesday june 23 by an anon.
person 1: you guys my cat died by falling on tha stairs!!!1!
person 2: awwww sorry gf
person 3: dope cuento homey

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