Dopes on the rupees
when you try and bullsh-t your way out of a possible hook up and leave a guy high and dry.
guy 1: yo man i met a fine -ss thotty at the bar last night
guy 2: how did that go?
guy 1: she got uncomfortable and gave me the dopes on the rupees.
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