doppelwhacker
n. mastubatory doppelganger / lookalike.
one who is a physical stand-in for a s-xual fantasy – a lookalike that one can whack off to while maintaining a fantasy of the original. the doppelganger is an innocent victim of your chudding tempest, by the way.
that poor girl. if she only knew that you stumbled across a p-rn lookalike …
i was browsing some p-rn on the weekend, and i came across a complete doppelwhacker for my hot guidance counselor. i squeezed one out in less than a minute.
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