dopplebanger

when you bang someone solely because they look similar to another person you want to do.
guy 1: she looks kind-of like jessica alba, but less hot.
guy 2: shes a dopplebanger for sure.
an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer’s parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).the syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in pharaonic (especially ptolemeic) egypt.
conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):

geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world’s famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? is it hitler, nero or cleopatra?

geneticist 2): even though the pharaonic syndrome itself is historically -ssociated with cleopatra and ptolemeic egypt, i would have to say that it is h-tler. according to what i read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins…
an internet p-rn chick who looks a lot like someone you know in real life that you want to bang.
i’ve always thought that she was hot. i have been surfing p-rn sites for her dopplebanger for years.
two people dating who look exactly the same. they can also have the same exact personality, and or name.
bob: “i kinda saw dan and danielle getting together. they are basically the same person.”

jerry: “yeah, those dopplebangers were bound to hook up.”
a shadow/clone of oneself that is used for s-xual practices or escapes.
example 1:
guy: “g-d i’m so h-rny, i wish i had somebody to screw.”

-his shadow rises from the ground-
“i guess that dopple-banger will have to do.”

example 2:
guy: “honey i’m home, guess what.”
gal: “what is it dear?”
guy: “i got a raise from my boss, you know the one that resembles the form of some gelatinous m-ss?”
gal: “how did you come by that?”
guy: “all she wanted was a man again, just for the evening.”
gal: “what the f-ck are you saying guy!?!?!?!?!”
guy: “oh don’t worry, i wouldn’t plow that swine, i had my dopple-banger today, got the job done right without any h-ssle from me.”
when you find someone doing p-rn who looks just like a friend, but said friend insists it isnt her rubbing one out on her webcam (though it probably really is)
“hey is this (insert whatever p-rn website mysteriously popped up on your computer) you”
“no!”
“are you sure?”
“yes! it must be my dopplebanger. why are you looking at asian p-rn?”
“um…. got to, i have a phone call. fapfapfapfapfap”
when a p-rn star looks like someone you know.
d-mn she really looks like daisy marie, that’s her dopplebanger.

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