Dorice
the only person who can describe themselves as a state. if she is really being honest about herself, she will say: i-da-ho.
dorice should get a tee shirt from idaho.
the only person who makes ‘hi me feel like a dwarf when i see her. i look at her and i say, “hi hoe…hi hoe.”
look! it’s dorice…hi hoe!
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