dorito

cardboard triangles with a heavy msg coating.

originally invented at disney land, all the sick, saw dust, brick dust, and other detritus was swept off the floor and dried into big crispy sheets. then, triangle shapes were cut from these sheets and coated with orange dye and enough msg to give a dead man brain damage.

there is no way to eat doritos without the filth coming off all over your hands and mixing with your sweat to form a potently smelly and toxic industrial waste product that serves to emphasize the poor hygiene and self control of the consumer.
every bag of doritos takes a year off my life, but i can’t stop eating them due to the fact they are 50% msg.
(n) a style of grooming a woman’s pubic hair. shaving the hair into a small, point-down triangle which resembles a dorito snack chip.
i tried to get her to shave it all, but she went for the dorito
what fat people eat when they are alone
rahul: where would you be with out me
steven: eating doritos in a dark corner
the ultimate party food among american college students. where there’s beer, you’ll also find doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-cool ranch
-and nacho cheese.
daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!
lores: where’s the party at?
scoots: leon’s house!11
lores: nice. i hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
scoots: fisk.dat! i’m jost gun snaxz0rs the whole time!
lores: yeah, i saw him buy a sh-tload of doritos and beer last night.
-cops pull up-
drunk kids in bush: ss….scatter!111
a delicious snack that const-tutes the bulk of the diet of lazy people and college students. goes great with beer. however, owners of doritos hate to have their own doritos taken.
keep your hands off my momma, and my doritos.
a famous bag of chips . it comes in different flavors such as nacho cheese ,ranch , blue cheese and etc.

a type of tortilla that taste pretty good
i like doritos
1) crisps or chips (for you americans), which are of a triangular shape and are comonly dipped in flavoured ‘dip’.

also possibly the best snack in the world!

2) describing someone with a very triangular head. most of the time used an insult to a person, who is flat, lifeless and often cheesy.
1) wow! these doritos are delicious!

2)shut up tom! your a dorito!
when someone’s processor chip on their computer might as well be a dorito.
wtf is taking this guy so long to load?

-must have a dorito.

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