egotist
someone who thinks of his/herself much more highly than anyone else, and one whom usually thinks only for their own sake. egotists can be manipulative if profits outweigh losses, and are generally non-biased when giving advice and criticism.
they are different from narcissists in the way that they live in reality. unlike popular belief, because egotists are so in love with themselves, they also criticize themselves much more. warning: egotists are fragile creatures, do not try to change their ways, their opinion of humans will drop even further.
egotist: hey man, welcome to my party!
friend: why do you have so many parties again?
egotist: because every time i accomplish something, i feel like having one. 🙂
friend: don’t you run out of money?
egotist: not really, i made a plan of all the times i can have parties, and their budgets. -shows schedule.
friend: you are crazy.
egotist: shut up and enjoy the party.
someone who wants to date a girl with the same name as themselves so they can scream their own name during s-x
egotist: ohhh me yes baby give it to me
1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching -rg-sm
theo is such an egotist. he is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. with him it is the real thing.
1. a person who insists on talking about himself/herself when you want to talk about yourself
2. a person who yells out his/her own name on reaching -rg-sm
theo is such an egotist. he is not just foolishly infatuated with himself. with him it is the real thing.
someone more interested in them selves than they are with me
that egotist thinks he can ignore the great richard!
an extremely boastful, self-righteous person. one who comes off as a friendly person until he gets into a position of power, whereupon the abuse of such power follows. he declares his actions as always being the right ones; never admits wrongdoing, even when evidence suggests the latter. when he is punished for his actions, the “blame-game” will ultimately be implemented, whereupon he will become extremely defensive of himself and disrespectful to others.
(1) a backstabber, a bully, an imposter (such as a friend who is really a foe), internet tyrants, etc.
(2) a very mild form of megalomania
someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
see vore.
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