Dorito Cereal
dorito cereal is the new stoner food!!!! the birth of this meal was on september 15, 2014 in shairi stanley’s apartment kitchen. the ingredients consist of:
doritos (any flavor)
velveta nacho cheese
seasoned ground beef (optional)
rotel
sour cream (optional)
jalapeños (optional)
shairi: i have serious munchies…
inner shairi: you got nacho cheese and meat in the fridge.
shairi: oh sh-t yea! and i got jalapeños and sour cream.
inner shairi: and doritos!
shairi: but no clean plates!
inner shairi: mix all that sh-t up and eat it!
shairi: f-ck yea! it looks like cereal, dorito cereal!!!!
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