Dorito Damage


to wound the inside of one’s mouth with the sharp points of a dorito’s brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.
ow! i just did some dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn i got last night.

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