Dorito Dick
when a man has an uncirc-msized p-n-s and is not particularly focused on hygiene. when foreskin is “rolled back” and the d-ck is revealed, it is cheesy and dirty and gross looking.
i don’t think i could have s-x with an uncut guy, i’d be too afriad of dorito d-ck.
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