dorito rampage
when you say to yourself that you’re only going to have a few doritos but before you know it your hands can’t move fast enough to grab more and you end up consuming several hundred chips.
shortly before bed, chris decided to enjoy a late night snack. what he thought was going to be a handful of doritos turned into a dorito rampage.
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