dork-a-muss


a person who has trouble controling their volume. they offten -j-c-l-t- at random times spouting obscenities. these people usually become child molesters.

-s.c.

1 boy: hey there. your such a pretty little girl!
2 girl: eww he is so a dork-a-muss

Read Also:

  • dorkbomb

    a clumsy person who constantly stumbles, falls and b-mps into things. she fell down the stairs again, she’s such a dorkbomb. a clumsy but cute person with nerdish leanings such as b-mping into stationary objects, constantly tripping and picking their nose. dorkbomb just b-mped into the stairs again

  • dorkle

    one of a dorky behavior; a goofball. you are a dorkle. that boy was such a dorkle. a person who likes someone else even though they are a dork. a combination between the words “dork” and “like” a girlfriend said to her boyfriend “i dorkle you”

  • suck the nut out

    a person that sucks a mans p-n-s causing him to -j-c-l-t- in their mouth but continues to suck during -j-c-l-t–n and after. d-mn girl, keep sucking im about to c-m !! oh my god…im c-mming !! suck the nut out

  • malodorous

    somethin that smells like f-ckin sh-t or has a bad odor her malodorous v-g-n- was sickenin to smell

  • Dorrita

    an awesome step-mother who leads with a firm, yet kind, style of guidance that leads to well-raised well-adjusted young adults. often found in a hospital or teaching environment, or with a microphone in her hand singing karaoke. do you know that dorrita mullins? she is one h-lluva gal! – johnny kennon


Disclaimer: dork-a-muss definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.