Dork in my pants


to be excited nearly to the point of s-xual release over something dorky, geekish, or nerdy.
“oh man, i went into best buy and found the complete series of firefly on blu-ray! i almost dorked in my pants right there.”

“did you go to the midnight opening at gamestop for black ops?
h-ll yeah! i thought i was gonna dork in my pants waiting on line!”

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