dork plug
that bluetooth thing that sticks out of your ear
that dork plug makes you look like lt uhuru from star trek
that bluetooth thing that plugs into your ear. sort of like dorkcorks
you look like a jerk walking around talking to yourself when you have a dorkplug in your ear.
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