Dorkilepsy
a sudden mild to severe spasm or outburst (siezure) of quirky and/or silly personality and behavior.
matt: wow look diane is suffereing from a dorkileptic siezure!
joe: yea they call it dorkilepsy, its very common in a lot people you think are normal.
matt: i always thought she was a little quirky on occasion, but i never relized diane was having an episode.
joe: your lucky you only witnessed her when she had a mild spasm just wait till you see one of her severe spasms it takes being a dork to a whole new level.
when one either watches a movie trailer, reads a book, or sees a trailer for a new game and becomes overly excited about it, to a freak out state of mind, causing one to go into shakes, fits, and outbreaks of rage, shock, giddiness, disbelief, or just general excitement. perferably, the subject of the movie, book, or game is something that people would cl-ssify as being dorky or nerdy.
-watches the trailer for the final harry potter film- oh my god!!! i need to see that! i have to wait until f-cking july?!?!?!?! nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can’t wait that long!!!! why can’t it come now?!?!?!?! -fits and tantrums and dorkilepsy insues-
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