dorkloin
one who acts as if they were borderline r-t-rded yet could outsmart a blond on a good day. (see “anson”)
you dorkloin, it’s not herbbie handc-ck!
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when you date someone who has an ugly face and a terrible body. “your girlfriend is neither hot nor does she have a good body. you’ve got a double-dip of disgusting and i feel sorry for you.”
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completed, finished, or eliminated. i can’t believe i got gipped so early in the game to -j-c-l-t-, similar to j-zz, spadge i was doing her from behind then ‘gipped’ on her back
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the enlarged state of an elephant’s prostate and t-st-cl-s. rarely occurs in human cases. wow i cant believe your case of marteen! your junk is like an elephants!
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