Dorkus scientificus
a research dorkus. dorks out on talking about their research, and coming up with new and interesting scientific theories and hypotheses. is also, however, very cool and often cute.
john the greek is a total hottie who loves talking about weather and his climate research, and is therefore a dorkus scientificus.
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