dorkwave
dorkwave (dôrk’-wav)
origin – (dork – vulgar slang for the p-n-s) + (wav – to make a signal with an up-and-down or back-and-forth movement of the hand or an object held in the hand)
1. wagging one’s own p-n-s after micturating to release the last few drops of urine before zipping up one’s trousers.
2. the act of grasping one’s own (or other’s) p-n-s whilst holding the testes with the other hand (thereby repressing them from movement), and presenting it forcefully with an undulating motion at another’s face, or at an anonymous p-sserby. if in an aroused state, bouncing upon one’s forehead is also popular. two simultaneous dorkwaves often results in a “swordfight.”
gerald needs to perfect his dorkwave, he’s always got a wet spot on the front of his trousers when he comes back from the bathroom.
some man with a frightening look on his face just gave me a dorkwave outside of your cubicle.
when a loser or nerd waves at you, thinking he’s your friend and you look away quickly pretending you did not see him. this is a very awkward moment for the nerd.
i can’t believe it, i was wogging through central park today, and that dork reginald from shop cl-ss saw me. before we made eye contact, i glanced away, turning his attempt at greeting me with a hand gesture into a dorkwave. hah, hah, i wogged in the opposite direction before he could try again!
dorkwave (dôrk’-wav)
origin – dork (dôrk)n vulgar slang for the p-n-s + wav (wav) v. to make a signal with an up-and-down or back-and-forth movement of the hand or an object held in the hand
1. wagging one’s own p-n-s after micturating to release the last few drops of urine before zipping up one’s trousers.
2. the act of grasping one’s own (or other’s) p-n-s whilst holding the testes with the other hand (thereby repressing them from movement), and presenting it forcefully with an undulating motion at another’s face, or at an anonymous p-sserby. if in an aroused state, bouncing upon one’s forehead is also popular.
gerald needs to perfect his dorkwave, he’s always got a wet spot on the front of his trousers when he comes back from the bathroom.
some man with a frightening look on his face just gave me a dorkwave outside of your cubicle.
a dance muisc subgenre and its -ssociated subculture that spans dance-rock, indie-techno, electro-punk, monkey-acid, boot-gazer, and any muisc that would get one called a “freak”, “f-g”, “squid”, etc.
dorkwave is like a movement without the bother of all the meaning.
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