dorm alone

just like being “home alone,” but with a college dorm room instead. when you walk into the room and find out your roommates are gone, then you know your dorm alone, which gives you a certain amount of privacy and with it freedom to do things that would normally be too awkward or obnoxious with other people around.
patrick: back at the dorm. i wonder if my roommates are in?

-opens up door, walks in, and briefly scans the room-

nope, looks like i’m dorm alone. h-ll yeah, now i can play music without headphones/talk to myself out loud/jack off to p-rn/take a p-ss on my roommate’s bed! ’tis the grandest day!

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