dorm room


a tiny sh-thole where colleges make their students live; a square or rectangle-shaped block typically conveniently located near a sound source that is of the utmost annoyance.
francis: “hey mohammed, how is your dorm room?”
mohammed: “f-ck this sh-tbox. all i hear all day are firetrucks and ambulances obnoxiously blaring their sirens and also the douchebag down the hall who won’t shut the f-ck up.”

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