dorming wood


n. when a male wakes up with an erection (morning wood) in his dorm room. usually followed by clever mechanisms to conceal said erection when roaming the public dorm halls/dorm rooms.
i was late for my laundry time when i woke up with dorming wood-i had to tuck it in my waistband so the 6 people in the hall wouldn’t see it as i walked to the washer and dryer.

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