dos equis
a girl under the age of 21 in the club. usually given the mark of an “x” on both hands in permanent marker to signify they are not old enough to drink.
“bro the last girl you dated was old enough to be your mom, so tonight we’re gonna go out drink some beers, and get you a dos equis.”
“i dont always date young girls, but when i do, i prefer dos equis”
a dos equis is said to occur when two incredibly attractive women, either together or coincidentally, stand within three feet of each other, rendering any straight male within one hundred feet speechless.
xx, where each roman numeral ten represents a dime or perfect ten on the bitty scale.
also, dos equis is a brand of mexican lager.
don’t look now, geoffrey starkleton, but there’s a dos equis right behind you!
bernerd, you should’ve seen the dos equis i bedded last night, what a d-mn casanova i was.
hey, dandelion b-st-rdnut and jennifilia fluffert-ts, you two are a regular dos equis over there.
my dreamjob last night involved not one, but two dimes—that’s a dos equis if i’ve ever seen one.
the last time i saw a dos equis, i exploded eight ways to sunday, breren jarlz.
when two males beat their b-n-rs on to one individuals head. can either be a s-xually pleasurable act or an act of punishment
john: hey tim you want a dos equis?
tim: yup
john: alright lets do this joe
spanish term translates to “two kittens”
not the beer.
“oh how cute there are dos equis wearing hats!”
“i went to the pound and adopted dos equis”
1- a human being who carries two x-chromosomes; a woman
2- slang: a h-m-s-xual male
3- a good mexican beer (if ‘good beer’ and ‘mexican’ were not an oxymoron)
1- i really like the b–bies on that dos equis.
2- my friend likes tommy, but she doesn’t have a chance because he’s totally dos equis.
3- oh you have dos equis? i’ll just have water, thanks.
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